Tina and her cheesy love letters...

In the spirit of clinging forever to the honeymoon, Joe&Tina periodically write each love letters. We thought we might share one such letter with everyone in cyber space. Please to enjoy:

I LOVE YOU like moths love lightbulbs. Like Truman loves rawhide. Like the news media loves Obama. I love you like Robert DeNiro loves playing the bad guy. Like pregnant ladies love pickles and ice cream. Like Lex Luther loves Kryptonite. I love you like cats love catnip. Like Cheech & Chong love marijuana. Like Asians love rice. I love you like peanut butter loves jelly. Like Entertainment Tonight loves Donny & Marie Osmond. Like Rosie O'Donnell loves a heated political argument. I love you like peas love carrots. Like Germans love bratwurst. Like Andy Williams loves Branson. I love you like chili loves Fritos. Like Mack trucks love deisel fuel. Like Donald Trump loves rolling naked in money. I love you like the moon loves the night time. Like elephants love peanuts. Like Charlie Brown loves the little red-haired girl. I love you like teenage girls love Edward from "Twilight". Like Carrot Top loves prop comedy. Like coffee loves creamer. I love you like Jay Leno loves cars. Like Joacim Phoenix loves doobies. Like hot cocoa loves marshmallows. I love you like Harry Potter loves magic. Like you love Michael Jordan. Like Truman loves peanut butter. I love you like Rod Blagojevich loves swear words. Like Jason from the Bachelor loves making out in hot tubs. Like Girl Scouts love cookies. I love you like campfires love s'mores. Like gang members love spray paint. Like Barney Fife loves his one bullet. I love you!