Basement Dwellers (and no, that's not an insult)

We are basement dwellers. No, I'm not trying to insult the kind of people we are with a term like "bottom feeder". We are literally living in our basement right now. Our air-conditioner has decided not to play nicely and the outdoor unit keeps turning into a giant ice cube (which is cold but doesn't work to make our house any cooler). We moved our mattress into the cool basement of our house and moved the TV down, also. There's a bathroom down here and all of our basic needs are being met on our little "camp out". It has been a fun little adventure but we're ready to get back to normal life. Air-conditioner repair man, where are you?! Landlord, why haven't you sent someone over here, like, yesterday to fix this? And if I'm going to be camping out, then WHERE ARE MY S'MORES?!